Every day it’s a constant barrage of noise. All of us, apparently, have to make some big changes-and now—or else you’ll never get a date again. All for 3 easy payments of $49.95.
“Okay, we’re on the way,” the one called Barb replied. She holstered her gun and so did Carl. “By the way,” she said, “in case you were wondering, we do have the Muscle, and honestly, it looks a whole lot better on us than you.” She shrugged, then she and Carl together got into the back of the truck. Tires peeled out, and in a cloud of smoke they were gone.
The next morning I got up, changed into my usual T-shirt and shorts (not the ninja ones I’d worn the night before), and went back to the Y. It was the usual crowd for a Saturday morning. Nobody having trouble finding the machine they wanted for the muscle group they wanted. Everyone enjoying the physical, psychological and spiritual benefits of a regular workout routine.
If trick-or-treating is a chilly affair in your town, you can modify this costume to be a little bit warmer. Attach the sheer cloth strips to the bottom of a light blue chenille sweater. Your child can wear pink nsf sweatpants under the skirt and still look like Abby.
Big glasses, pants pulled up high or too-short highwater pants, pocket protector full of pens,goofy buttoned shirt. Give him a dictionary to carry. Grease back the hair, and there you have your nerd. If you remember Urkel, you probably get the idea!
I swam to my friends who had resumed drinking from the bottle of Rumplemintz. I definitely needed another swig. I stayed close to them, and we ended up mingling with the group next to us. From what I have come to find out, people in Colorado are genuinely friendly. From the people that live there to the people vacationing there, everyone is just lovin’ life. We chatted with our new friends for a little, and then took to exploring the different pools.
We could all use a boost in the ego department and we all know how much a great pair of jeans can accomplish just that. So run to Nordstom, try them on. At the very least you will be helping make a contribution to a great cause. And at the very best your flat tummy and lifted butt will have an excuse for a night on the town!